
story of my life

story of my life


Me after running for one minute: I’m still alive, but I’m barely breathing
Submitted by nessastooshort
(Source: neverstopbelievingitspossible)
- Stapler in Jell-O
- Building a pencil fence
- Hiding Dwight in a box
- Tricking Dwight into dyeing his hair blond
- Relocated Dwight’s work station into the men’s restroom
- Convinced Dwight that a Thursday was a Friday causing him to be late for work the next day
Submitted by stefaun



i got in trouble but omfg dying
LOL’d glad I’m not the only one who does this !
(Source: d-ropped)
me: hey can you pick me up from my friends house?
mum: k wat tym shud i pik u up x
(Source: pisceo)